Very OT - Single HP Fans

[Kirstini]

Cindy:
>>> Really!?  I have a Niffler too!
  What a coincidence!  Moaning Myrtle was my ex-wife's nickname too!
  Hey, they don't call it the Shrieking Shack for nothing!>> 

Oh, bloody hell Cindy. You've gone and got "Loveshack" by the B52s 
stuck in my head. Anyway. A new game! Howsabout:

Let me help you out of those wet robes...
Are you a natural REDHEAD? ALWAYS?
Are you wearing GREY UNDERPANTS?
Do you ship or slash?

Kirstini, mind firmly in the gutter.