Wizard Pick-up Lines (Was: Very OT - Single HP Fans)

[Tracy]

How about...

Is that a philosopher's stone in your pocket, or are you just happy 
to see me?
Wanna see a REAL magical creature?
You put the motion in my potion!

Tracy  *enjoying this thread a little too much!*


> > Kirstini suggested:
> > 
> > > Let me help you out of those wet robes...
> > > Are you a natural REDHEAD? ALWAYS?
> > > Are you wearing GREY UNDERPANTS?
> > > Do you ship or slash?
> > 
> David suggested:
> > Would you like to see my Blast-ended Skrewt?
> > 
> 
> 
> 
> I'd like to examine you personally.
> 
> I can do things with a wand you've never seen before.
> 
> Pip
> [They're in the book! They're in the book! ;-) ]