Marriages Made In Heaven, Hell, or the Internet

[aaoconnor2002]

I was managing a movie theater and we had a security guard every 
weekend because of the large amount of cash on hand.  I had been 
having a lot of problems with this particular security company and I 
told them they had one last weekend to get their act together.  I 
said I wanted someone intimidating enough that people would be afraid 
to try anything.  Well, Friday night rolls around and my head cashier 
walks in the office shaking his head and saying that the new guard 
had arrived.  Right then a below average height, slightly pudgy, 
balding man walks into the office.  I stared at him for a second and 
then uttered these words, "I asked for King Kong and they sent me the 
Pillsbury Doughboy".  

We've been married for 17 years now and he still doesn't let me live 
it down.

Audrey