Microsoft Office

[Kirstini]

Oops. I've accidentally applied for a job which requires me to have 
extensive knowledge of Microsoft Office. And I may have accidentally 
mentioned on my enclosed letter that I was quite proficient in said 
software manipulation. Now I come to think about it, it may have 
popped up somewhere on my cv too. I might have also put something 
about being "highly computer literate..."
Ummm - I don't really know how to work Microsoft Office (although 
I've done a bit of Power Point stuff)...does anyone on list? Would it 
take me a long time to learn -i.e, more than three weeks? Should I 
perhaps just kill myself now? I may die of embarrassment anyway. 
Kirstini 
(begging no-one to reply saying something like "Power Point isn't in 
Microsoft Office", as I've already suffered heartache today when my 
housemate pointed out that 58wpm really isn't that fast...)