HUMOR: The High Stress Diet (thought you might enjoy)

[Cindy C.]

Steve suggested a *Can't Miss* diet, but I thought I'd customize it to
reflect my own diet preferences . . . 

> BREAKFAST
> 
> 1 grapefruit
> 
> 1 slice whole-wheat toast
> 
> 1 cup skim milk


Starbucks single tall latte, very little foam with Equal sweetner (50
calories)

> LUNCH
> 
> small portion lean, steamed
> 
> chicken with a cup of spinach
> 
> cup herbal tea


One double capuccino, Equal sweetner (100 calories) 

One large box "Hot Tamales" candy (900 calories)

One King Size Reese's Stix (580 calories)

 
> AFTERNOON TEA
> 
> The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
> 
> 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate-chip topping
 


1 pint Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey eaten directly from container with
large spoon, left at room temperature to soften slightly for faster
binging (1800 calories)

 
> DINNER
> 
> 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
> 
> 2 loaves garlic bread
> 
> 1 family size Supreme pizza
> 
> 3 Snickers bars
 
One frozen margarita, double tequila.  Discard worm. (400 calories)

One batch oatmeal chocolate chip walnut cookies -- consume half as raw
dough and half in baked form (3600 calories)

 
> LATE NIGHT SNACK
> 
> 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

One bowl buttered popcorn with 1/2 stick of melted butter and way too
much salt (650 calories)

One Sierra Pale Ale beer (250 calories)

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No substitutions allowed.  :-D

Cindy -- who absolutely loves to eat all of these things