Defending the Female Dog (was: Gay is damaged, straight is normal)

[jdr0918]

<<<In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "msbeadsley"  wrote:
<Jeff: Why would anybody *want* to be hated? It's just silly to me.> 
If you b*tch-slap enough people enough times where enough people can 
see it, pretty soon no one comes near you. And that's safe...>>>

The Sergeant Majorette says

Given a choice between universally hated and universally beloved, 
pick hated every time. I asked a nice person one time what it felt 
like to be universally loved and he said, "Oh, sort of like Judy 
Garland in "Wizard of Oz".

Love: "I haven't seen you in hours! Why haven't you called? I had the 
worst day, I so need to talk to you, you're such a comfort..." kiss, 
kiss, smear-makeup, smear-makeup, follow-you-into-the-bathroom...

Hate: "Darling. We must have drinks sometime. Smooches..." Raised 
eyebrow, disapparation in a puff of heavily scented violet smoke...

--JDR (who has engraved upon her heart the words of the great 
philosopher, "If you can't say anything nice about someone, come over 
here and sit by me")

P.S. Hey killers, speaking of hearts, remember this one? "The 
Sergeant Major has the heart of an innocent child...on his desk, in a 
jar..."