Defending the Female Dog (was: Gay is damaged, straight is normal)

[msbeadsley]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "jdr0918" <jdr0918 at h...> 
wrote:
> "If you can't say anything nice about someone, come over here and 
> sit by me"

Sounds like Dorothy Parker, another very talented b*tch. Perhaps some 
of us here are channeling her.

> P.S. Hey killers, speaking of hearts, remember this one? "The 
> Sergeant Major has the heart of an innocent child...on his desk, in 
> a jar..."

Don't recall the saying; makes me think of a goth army, all in black, 
with whiteface instead of camo makeup. An army of the undead. With 
bags of blood instead of MRE's*

More Dorothy Parker (and this is definitely her, one of my favorites):

Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
And drugs cause cramps.
Guns aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live.

- Dorothy Parker

Sandy, reflecting that angst was on the planet even before she arrived
*For you civilians, meals-ready-to-eat (used to be "c" rations)