Defending the Female Dog (was: Gay is damaged, straight is normal)

[jeffl1965]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "jdr0918" <jdr0918 at h...> 
wrote:
> <<<In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "msbeadsley"  wrote:
> <Jeff: Why would anybody *want* to be hated? It's just silly to 
me.> 
> If you b*tch-slap enough people enough times where enough people 
can 
> see it, pretty soon no one comes near you. And that's safe...>>>
> 
> The Sergeant Majorette says
> 
> Given a choice between universally hated and universally beloved, 
> pick hated every time. I asked a nice person one time what it felt 
> like to be universally loved and he said, "Oh, sort of like Judy 
> Garland in "Wizard of Oz".
> 
> Love: "I haven't seen you in hours! Why haven't you called? I had 
the 
> worst day, I so need to talk to you, you're such a comfort..." 
kiss, 
> kiss, smear-makeup, smear-makeup, follow-you-into-the-bathroom...
> 
> Hate: "Darling. We must have drinks sometime. Smooches..." Raised 
> eyebrow, disapparation in a puff of heavily scented violet smoke...
> 
> --JDR (who has engraved upon her heart the words of the great 
> philosopher, "If you can't say anything nice about someone, come 
over 
> here and sit by me")
> 
> P.S. Hey killers, speaking of hearts, remember this one? "The 
> Sergeant Major has the heart of an innocent child...on his desk, in 
a 
> jar..."

   Jeff:

      I'm going to state that while I have an opinion on this, I 
shant post it, as this could really go off into a long, boring 
psychoanalysis that would be deemed offensive by some, which isn't my 
plan, so this sleeping dog will be let alone. :)



  Jeff