Parodies of the HP For Adults ads

[Martha]

Alshain:

> The weirdest and funniest slashfic I ever read, BTW, starred Dobby 
the
> House Elf and The Hogwarts Sorting Hat. I suffered from fits of
> hysterical laughter for two hours afterwards.

How did that one work? What suitable orifices does the Hat have?

Actually, don't answer that.

Possibly the most disturbing slashfic I ever read involved 
Snape/Tentacles. The phrase "A dream of the touch of gelatinous claw 
or clammy tentacle" should, in my opinion, NEVER be placed near 
references to Snape's rudey bits. Ick! Ick! Ick! (I found it on 
restrictedsection.org, I've just looked it up and it's called "Of 
Cephalopods and Semen". Nuff said.) There were references to Cthulhu.

The funniest was Ron/House-Elves, something about them being exactly 
the right height, if I remember correctly.

~ Martha (who has just realised she can spell "Cthulhu" without 
having to think about it)