Borderline chocolate experience

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--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "alshainofthenorth" 
<alshainofthenorth at y...> wrote:
> Does anyone know if the Aztecs had a deity of chocolate and if he/she 
> has a temple where I can present burnt offerings? 
> 
> Nirvana was never this close. Today I used the last of a gift 
> certificate (belated birthday present last year) on 85 % and 99 % 
> cocoa content chocolate bars (not an affiliate of the Swiss company 
> that makes it.) I wouldn't be surprised if the mere sight of the 
> stuff scares avay Dementors. Milk chocolate is for children. :-)
> 

Sounds as if you'd enjoy reading Tom Holt's 'Odds and Gods'.
The Aztecs or who-ever worship a god represented by a giant set of false
teeth soaking in a volcano full of denture cleanser. Human sacrifices
are the result of bad temper brought on by toothache - caused by?
You guessed it.

For those  who've never read Tom Holt -  shame on you! Much funnier
than Terry Pratchett IMO, or his first 6 or 7 books are anyway.

Kneasy