mstattersall wrote: > (Song: "I'm My Own Grandpa" by Homer & Jethro) > Many many years ago when I was twenty three, > I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. > > This widow had a grown-up daughter > Who had hair of red. > My father fell in love with her, > And soon the two were wed. As performed by Bill Wyman and his son, no doubt. :D