Open letter to Joywitch (wasThe Chance for NEW CANON)

[joywitch_m_curmudgeon]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "davewitley" 
<dfrankiswork at n...> wrote:

> You might be interested to know that you are engaging in an 
activity 
> known (among aficionados) as 'canon discussion'.  May I invite you 
> to join a Yahoo discussion group called HPforGrownUps where we 
> discuss portkeys and much else?  We would be delighted to have you 
> join in.

Well, excuse me.  <puts hands on hips>  I suppose I wasn't being 
quite OFF-topic enough for you.  How's this:

If you ever find yourself in Mexico City, and you have to take the 
subway to the airport, make sure you get off at the stop 
called "Terminal," and NOT the stop called "Aeropuerto."  Aeropuerto 
is not, for some reason, actually at the Airport, whereas Terminal is.

There, David.  Is *that* irrelevant enough for you? <glares at David, 
sees David's look of mock surprise, can't maintain glare, starts 
laughing.>

Actually, I did realize that I was veering dangerously onto on-topic 
grounds, but the thought of going over to the main list is like the 
thought of getting on, well, the Mexico City subway at rush hour.  
There are so many people that you are always getting bounced from 
side to side with all the distractions, you can never find a seat and 
so your always exhausted and it's so noisy that you can barely hear 
yourself think and no one can hear you when you talk, even if you 
yell.

So there.  

--Joywitch