Silly comebacks was pronounciation

[junediamanti]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "KathyK" <zanelupin at y...> 
wrote:
> We use this one all the time:
> 
> "I got a haircut."
> 
> "Which one?"
> 
> <Picking out a random hair> "This one."
> 
> Haggridd mentioned "I know you are but what am I?"
> 
> so I'll add these:
> 
> It takes one to know one.
> 
> I'm rubber.  You're glue.  Whatever you say bounces off me and 
> sticks to you.
> 
> KathyK, who liked using these when they worked in her favor but 
> thought they were the *dumbest* arguments when others used them 
> against her

Surreal ones were as follows:

"Who's that?"

"Me"

"No - I'm me, you are you"

Another - origin and meaning lost in the mists of time:

"Dad where are you going?"

"To see Charlie Icecake"

(No I dunno what it means either - I think it was grown-up for "mind 
your own business").

June