[HPFGU-OTChatter] Silly comebacks was pronunciation

[Iggy McSnurd]

> Pippin:
> Every time someone says something about  'make me a
> sandwich':
> 
> 'Okay, you're a sandwich'
> 
> Pippin

Iggy here:

I usually either say " *POOF!*   Oh well, that didn't work.  Sorry." ,
"Dang, I don't seem to have my wand with me." Or (whining) "But we
haven't learned that spell yet."


Whenever my family is acting particularly strange, I usually look at the
most "sane" person there and say: It's times like this I look at the
camera and say "That's my family, y'all."

(I came up with that one myself, and have been saying it even for years
before I moved down here to the south.  It's usually my way of saying
that I feel like I'm living in a sit-com.)

One of our other family favorites are whenever someone asks us to do
something like "Can you grab the salt for me?"  My step-son and I will
usually grab the salt, not move it at all, and ask the person "Now
what?"

The other one is mine to play on my wife.  In the South, to "put
something up" means to put it away.  A lot of times my wife will ask me
to do something like "Can you put up the box of cereal?"  I grab the
box, hold it as high as I can in the air, and say "Ok, that's done."


Iggy McSnurd