Silly comebacks was pronounciation

[Martha]

June:

> Me:  "Dad, what's the time?"
> 
> My Dad:  "Half past cheese"
> 
> I know...
> 
> Me:  "Dad, what kind of flowers are they?"
> 
> My dad:  "Those would be castelfrats, and those over there are 
> hoozlegriggs"

Martha:

LOL, June!

Actually, my Dad used to do similar things: once we went to one of 
those pick-your-own-fruit places and he hung a stray Polo (as in the 
mint with the hole) on a bush and convinced us that they grew 
naturally. 

Then there was his complete and total denial that "Hakuna Matata" was 
a real song. Even when presented with concrete evidence, he denied 
its existence. Something rather sinister about that one IMO.

~ Martha