POA Action Figures *Spoilers!*

[davewitley]

Ms. Tattersall wrote:

> Here's what Lupin looks like in werewolf mode and also what's 
under 
> the dementors' hoods. The Lupin figure, with its interchangeable 
> heads (one stores inside the body!) is scarier than the dementor!
> 
> http://69.93.35.18/photo/1/showgallery.php?cat=1276&password=

The whole lot are scary, if you ask me.  The fear that a 
civilisation that produces this sort of tat cannot last is 
outweighed only by the fear that it might.

I have some questions, though.  Are those lumps of coloured 
congealed snot supposed to be a Patronus?  And that blue swirly 
thing that looks like a cross between the genie of the lamp and an 
ice cream cone - is that meant to be a potions cauldron, a Pensieve, 
or what?  As for that stunt where Harry does a handstand while 
balancing a broomstick on his feet, c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est 
pas la Quidditch.  And those kids pictured on the cover of 
the 'Catch the Golden Snitch' set: why are they attempting Draco's 
wide mouthed frog impersonation?

David, channelling Brian Sewell and wondering if WB, Disney and 
Comcast have interchangeable heads, too