Yo mama / Redneck Wizard Jokes

[Caius Marcius]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Tracy Hunt" <mphunt at s...> 
wrote:
> "Iggy McSnurd" wrote:
> > Iggy here:
> > 
> > Last night on the chat, we started coming up with "You might be a
> > redneck wizard..." and WW "Yo Mamma..." jokes.  

Yo mama so ugly that the entire school chipped in to buy her an 
Invisibility Cloak.

Yo mama so ugly that Newt Scamander has a chapter in FBAWTFT about 
her.

Yo mama so mean that when she plays Quidditch, the Bludgers fly 
*away* from her.

Yo mama so mean that she sucks the souls out of dementors.

   - CMC