Never trust a...

[Iggy McSnurd]

Iggy here:

Ok, since we're having so much fun with lists on this group lately,
here's another one... Although it has nothing to do with the HP world, I
thought it would be fun to play with anyhow...  (The first one occurred
to me at about 3am on a trip to the bathroom when I was half asleep and
glanced at the tube of toothpaste... that's what sparked this whole
thing...)

Iggy McSnurd


Never Trust A...


... company that makes toothpaste and hemorrhoid cream at the same
factory.

... company that manufactures condoms, pregnancy tests, and baby
formula.

... scout master who owns an adult bookstore.

... company that produces cigarettes and nicotine gum.

... company that makes hair mousse and depilatory cream in the same
factory.

... Asian restaurant next door to an animal shelter.

... orthodontist with dentures.

... hairdresser who shaves their head.

... airline pilot who owns a bar.

... marriage councilor who's a multiple divorcee.

... driving instructor in a neck brace.

... Jehovah's Witness who sells Amway.

... hospital next door to a funeral home.

... Amish man with a pager, cell-phone, and laptop computer.

... dentist who owns a candy store.




Any other ideas?