Heard any gossip about release date of next book?

[Martha]

Joywitch:

> Maybe we should start another game.  What would you *like* the 
title 
> of Book Six to be?  Personally, I want it to be:
> 
> Harry Potter Finds Out that Snape is too a Vampire

Martha:

Ooh, good idea, Joywitch!

I'd *like* it to be "Harry Potter finally sees a therapist and works 
out some of his issues", but I don't imagine it will be. ;-) So how 
about "Harry Potter And The Time They All Just Sat Around For 900 
Pages Not Doing Much"? Give the poor kid a break, huh?

Whatever the title is, I'm betting it won't give much away ("Harry 
Potter kills Voldemort"? No), and will be released in sufficient time 
for us all to overanalyse it and try and work out what it refers to: 

' "Harry Potter and the Magic Thingy"? I believe that this refers to 
the random object Dumbledore holds for about a second in book one. 
It's used as a key to start Sirius' flying motorbike, but it turns 
out to be powered by whatever it is that is kept in the locked room 
at the DoM. Dumbledore, who turns out to have been Yoda all along, 
will pass it on to Harry, who uses it to send Voldemort back in 
time...'

~ Martha