WARP - the MATRIX

Iggy McSnurd CoyotesChild at charter.net
Sat Jan 24 21:59:00 UTC 2004


Iggy here:

Ok, here's a fun one for you all.  I had a blast with this one.  It's
more imagining the characters in the situations than actually putting it
into the Wizarding World.  You will notice two things. I gave something
to the Harry/Hermione shippers out there, and also for the "Lupin is the
hidden Judas" theorists out there.  (See if you can figure them out.
You will need to know both the HP books, and the Matrix movies.)

As always, I hope you enjoy this one.  (And I hope I didn't miss any
names or words in this one... *sheepish grin*)

Iggy McSnurd



 
                       THE MATRIX

                             by

                  Larry and Andy Wachowski
		   (WARPed by Iggy McSnurd)




INT.  INTERROGATION ROOM

CLOSE ON a camera monitor; wide angle view of a white room
where Harry is sitting at a table alone.

We MOVE INTO the monitor, entering the room as if the
monitor was a window.

At the same moment, the door opens and the agents enter.
Cornelius Fudge sits down across from Harry.  A thick manila
envelope slaps down on the table between them.

Harry glances at the name on the file: "Potter, Harry"

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          As you can see, we've had our eye on
          you for some time now, Mr. Potter.

He opens the file.  Paper rattle marks the silence as he
flips several pages.  Harry cannot tell if he is looking at
the file or at him.

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          It seems that you have been living
          two lives.  In one life, you are
          Harry Potter, program writer
          for a respectable software company.
          You have a social security number,
          you pay your taxes and you help your
          landlady carry out her garbage.

The pages continue to turn.

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          The other life is lived in computers
          where you go by the hacker alias
          Seeker, and are guilty of virtually
          every computer crime we have a law
          for.

Harry feels himself sinking into a pit of manure.

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          One of these lives has a future.
          One of them does not.

He closes the file.

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          I'm going to be as forthcoming as I
          can be, Mr. Potter.  You are here
          because we need your help.

He removes his sunglasses, his eyes are unnatural ice-
blue.

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          We know that you have been contacted
          by a certain individual.  A man who
          calls himself Dumbledore.  Whatever
          you think you know about this man is
          irrelevant to the fact that he is
          wanted for acts of terrorism in more
          countries than any other man in the
          world.  He is considered by many
          authorities to be the most dangerous
          man alive.

He leans closer.

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          My colleagues believe that I am
          wasting my time with you but I
          believe you want to do the right
          thing.  It is obvious that you are
          an intelligent man, Mr. Potter,
          and that you are interested in the
          future.  That is why I believe you
          are ready to put your past mistakes
          behind you and get on with your
          life.

Harry stares to match his stare.

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          We are willing to wipe the slate
          clean, to give you a fresh start and
          all we are asking in return is your
          cooperation in bringing a known
          terrorist to justice.

Harry nods to himself.

                         HARRY
          Yeah.  Wow.  That sounds like a real
          good deal.  But I think I have a
          better one.  How about I give you
          the finger --

He does.

                         HARRY
          And you can cram that file up your
          Ministry sphincter.

Cornelius Fudge puts his glasses back on.

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          You disappoint me, Mr. Potter.

                         HARRY
          You can't scare me with Gestapo
          crap.  I know my rights.  I want my
          phone call!

Cornelius Fudge smiles.

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          And tell me, Mr. Potter, what good
          is a phone call if you are unable to
          speak?

The question unnerves Harry and strangely he begins to feel
the muscles in his jaw tighten.

The standing agents snicker, watching Harry's confusion grow
into panic.

Harry feels his lips grow soft and sticky as they slowly
seal shut, melding into each other until all traces of his
mouth are gone.

Wild with fear, he lunges for the door but the agents
restrain him, holding him in the chair.

                         CORNELIUS FUDGE
          You are going to help us, Mr.
          Potter, whether you want to or
          not.

Fudge nods and the other two rip open his shirt.

>From a case taken out of his suit coat, Fudge removes a
long, fiber-optic wire tap.

Harry struggles helplessly as Fudge dangles the wire over
his exposed abdomen.  Horrified, he watches as the
electronic device animates, becoming an organic creature
that resembles a hybrid of an insect and a fluke worm.

Thin, whisker-like tendrils reach out and probe into Harry's
navel.  He bucks wildly as Fudge drops the creature which
looks for a moment like an uncut umbilical cord --

-- before it begins to borrow, its tall thrashing as it
worms its way inside.


INT.  HARRY'S APARTMENT

Screaming, Harry bolts upright in bed.

He realizes that he is home.  Was it a dream?  His mouth
is normal.  His stomach looks fine.  He starts to take a
deep, everything-is-okay breath when --

The PHONE RINGS.

It almost stops his heart.  It continues RINGING, building
pressure in the room, forcing him up out of bed, sucking
him in with an almost gravitational force.

He answers it, saying nothing.

                         DUMBLEDORE (V.O.)
          This line is tapped so I must be
          brief.

                         HARRY
          The agents --

                         DUMBLEDORE (V.O.)
          They got to you first, but they've
          underestimated how important you
          are.  If they knew what I know, you
          would probably be dead.

                         HARRY
          What do you know?

                         DUMBLEDORE (V.O.)
          You're the One, Harry.  You see, you
          may have spent the last few years
          looking for me, but I've spent most
          of my life looking for you.

Harry feels sick.

                         DUMBLEDORE (V.O.)
          Do you still want to meet?

                         HARRY
          ... Yes.

                         DUMBLEDORE (V.O.)
          Go the Adams Street bridge.

CLICK.  He closes his eyes, unsure of what he has done.


EXT.  CITY STREET - NIGHT

It is just beyond the middle of the night; that time when
it seems there are no rules and everything feels unsafe.

Harry's boots scrape against the concrete.  Every pair of
eyes he passes seems to follow him.

As he reaches the bridge, headlights creep in behind him.
He turns just as the car slides quickly to a stop beside
him.  The back door opens.

                         HERMIONE
          Get in.


INT.  CAR

A large black man named KINGSLEY is driving.  Beside him is a
beautiful androgyne called TONKS, aiming a large gun at
Harry.

                         HARRY
          What the hell is this?!

                         HERMIONE
          It's necessary, Harry.  For our
          protection.

                         HARRY
          From what?

                         HERMIONE
          From you.

She lifts a strange steel and glass device that looks like
a cross between a rib separator, speculum and air
compressor.

                         TONKS
          Take off your shirt.

He looks at the strange device and the gun still trained
on him.

                         HARRY
          What?  Why?

                         TONKS
          Stop the car.

Kingsley does.

                         TONKS
          Listen to me, coppertop!  We don't
          have time for 'twenty questions.'
          Right now there is only one rule.
          Our way or the highway.

                         HARRY
          Fine.

                         HERMIONE
          No, we can't let him go --

Harry opens the door.

                         HERMIONE
          Harry, please, you have to trust me.

                         HARRY
          Why?

                         HERMIONE
          Because you've been down there, Harry.
          You already know that road.  You
          know exactly where it ends.

Harry stares out into the dark street beyond the open door.

                         HERMIONE
          And I know that's not where you want
          to be.

                         HARRY
          ... damn.

He closes the door.


EXT.  LOWER WACKER

A moment later the green lights of Lower Wacker curve over
the car's tinted windshield as it rushes through the
underworld.


INT.  CAR

Harry grudgingly strips off his T-shirt.

                         HERMIONE
          Lie back.

Hermione sets the device over Harry's stomach its three
corners resting on the points of his pelvis and sternum.
She then guides a mounted cylindrical probe into his navel
and squeezes a hand pump a few times to form a tight seal.

                         HARRY
          What is this thing?

                         HERMIONE
          We think you're bugged.  Try to
          relax.

She turns a dial and the machine bears down on Harry's
midsection, the cylinder sucking hard at his stomach.

Harry screams, squinting in pain as Hermione watches the
needle on a pressure gauge climb steadily.

                         HERMIONE
          Come on, come on...

The machine quivers as the pressure builds higher and
higher until something finally rockets wetly out of Harry's
stomach through the machine's coils.

                         HERMIONE
          Got it.

Hermione shuts off the compressor, Harry cradling his
stomach.

                         HARRY
          Got what?  My spleen?

Hermione lifts a glass cage at the end of the tubing.
Inside the small fluke-like bug flips and squirms, its
tendrils flapping against the clear walls.

She unrolls the window and dumps it out.


EXT.  CAR

It hits the pavement with a metallic tink, reverted back
into a common wire tap, as the car disappears down the
street.


EXT.  HOTEL LAFAYETTE

The car stops in a deserted alley behind a forgotten
hotel.


INT.  LAFAYETTE

It is a place of putrefying elegance, a rotting host of
urban maggotry.

Hermione leads Harry from the stairwell down the hall of the
thirteenth floor.  They stop outside room 1313.

                         HERMIONE
          This is it.

Harry can hear his own heart pounding.

                         HERMIONE
          Let me give one piece of advice.  Be
          honest.  He knows more than you can
          possibly imagine.


INT.  ROOM 1313

Across the room, a DARK FIGURE stares out the tall windows
veiled with decaying lace.  He turns and his smile lights
up the room

                         DUMBLEDORE
          At last.

He wears a long black coat and his eyes are invisible
behind circular mirrored glasses.

He strides to Harry and they shake hands.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Welcome, Harry.  As you no doubt have
          guessed, I am Dumbledore.

                         HARRY
          It's an honor.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Please.  Come.  Sit.

He nods to Hermione.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Thank you, Hermione.

She bows her head sharply and exits through a door to an
adjacent room.

They sit across from one another in cracked, burgundy-
leather chairs.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          I imagine, right now, you must be
          feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling
          down the rabbit hole?

                         HARRY
          You could say that.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          I can see it in your eyes.  You have
          the look of a man who accepts what
          he sees because he is expecting to
          wake up.

A smile, razor-thin, curls the corner of his lips.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Ironically, this is not far from the
          truth.  But I'm getting ahead of
          myself.  Can you tell me, Harry, why
          are you here?

                         HARRY
          You're Dumbledore, you're a legend.
          Most hackers would die to meet you.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Yes.  Thank you.  But I think we
          both know there's more to it than
          that.  Do you believe in fate, Harry?

                         HARRY
          No.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Why not?

                         HARRY
          Because I don't like the idea that
          I'm not in control of my life.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          I know exactly what you mean.

Again, that smile that could cut glass.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Let me tell you why you are here.
          You have come because you know
          something.  What you know you can't
          explain but you feel it.  You've
          felt it your whole life, felt that
          something is wrong with the world.
          You don't know what, but it's there
          like a splinter in your mind,
          driving you mad.  It is this feeling
          that brought you to me.  Do you know
          what I'm talking about?

                         HARRY
          The Matrix?

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Do you want to know what it is?

Harry swallows hard and nods.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          The Matrix is everywhere, it's all
          around us, here even in this room.
          You can see it out your window or on
          your television.  You feel it when
          you go to work, or go to church or
          pay your taxes.  It is the world
          that has been pulled over your eyes
          to blind you from the truth.

                         HARRY
          What truth?

                         DUMBLEDORE
          That you are a slave, Harry.  Like
          everyone else, you were born into
          bondage, kept inside a prison that
          you cannot smell, taste, or touch.
          A prison for your mind.

The LEATHER CREAKS as he leans back.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Unfortunately, no one can be told
          what the Matrix is.  You have to see
          it for yourself.

Dumbledore opens his hands.  In the right is a red pill.  In
the left, a blue pill.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          This is your last chance.  After
          this, there is no going back.  You
          take the blue pill and the story
          ends.  You wake in your bed and you
          believe whatever you want to
          believe.

The pills in his open hands are reflected in the glasses.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          You take the red pill and you stay
          in Wonderland and I show you how
          deep the rabbit hole goes.

Harry feels the smooth skin of the capsules, the moisture
growing in his palms.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Remember that all I am offering is
          the truth.  Nothing more.

Harry opens his mouth and swallows the red pill.  The
Cheshire smile returns.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Follow me.

He leads Harry into the other room, which is cramped with
high-tech equipment, glowing ash-blue and electric green
from the racks of monitors.

Hermione, Kingsley and Lupin look up as they enter.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Kingsley, are we on-line?

                         KINGSLEY
          Almost.

He and Hermione are working quickly, hard-wiring a complex
system of monitors, modules and drives.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Harry, time is always against us.
          Will you take a seat there?

Harry sits in a chair in the center of the room and Hermione
begins gently fixing white electrode disks to his head,
arms, and the back of his neck.  Near the chair is an old
oval dressing mirror that is cracked.

He whispers to Hermione:

                         HARRY
          You did all this?

She nods, placing a set of headphones over his ears.  They
are wired to an old hotel phone.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          The pill you took is part of a trace
          program.  It's designed to disrupt
          your input/output carrier signal so
          we can pinpoint your location.

                         HARRY
          What does that mean?

                         CYPHER
          It means buckle up, Dorothy, 'cause
          Kansas is going bye-bye.

Distantly, through the ear phones, he hears Kingsley pounding
on a keyboard.  Sweat beads his face.  His eyes blink and
twitch when he notices the mirror.

Wide-eyed, he stares as it begins to heal itself, a
webwork of cracks that slowly run together as though the
mirror were becoming liquid.

                         HARRY
          Damn...

Lupin works with Kingsley, checking reams of phosphorescent
data.  Hermione monitors Harry's electric vital signs.

Harry reaches out to touch the mirror and his fingers
disappear beneath the rippling surface.

Quickly, he tries to pull his fingers out but the mirror
stretches in long rubbery strands like mirrored-taffy
stuck to his fingertips.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Have you ever had a dream, Harry, that
          you were so sure was real?

                         HARRY
          This can't be...

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Be what?  Be real?

The strands thin like rubber cement as he pulls away,
until the fragile wisps of mirror thread break.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          What if you were unable to wake from
          that dream, Harry?  How would you know
          the difference between the dream
          world and the real world?

With the TINKLING of GLASS, shimmering SNOWFLAKES of
electric-blinking mercury fall, HIT the GROUND, and fade.

Harry looks at his hand; fingers distended into mirrored
icicles that begin to melt rapidly, dripping, running like
wax down his fingers, spreading across his palm where he
sees his face reflected.

                         HARRY
          Uh-oh...

                         HERMIONE
          It's going into replication.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Kingsley?

                         KINGSLEY
          Still nothing.

Dumbledore takes out a cellular phone and dials a number.

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Moody, we're going to need the signal
          soon.

The mirror gel seems to come to life, racing, crawling up
his arms like hundreds of insects.

                         HARRY
          It's cold.

The mirror creeps up his neck as Harry begins to panic,
tipping his head as though he were sinking into the
mirror, trying to keep his mouth up.

                         HARRY
          It's all over me --

Dumbledore is right next to him with the phone.

                         HERMIONE
          I got a fibrillation!

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Damn!  Kingsley?

Streams of mercury run from Harry's nose.

                         KINGSLEY
          Targeting... almost there.

An ALARM on Hermione's monitor ERUPTS.

                         HERMIONE
          He's going into arrest!

                         KINGSLEY
          Lock!  I got him!

                         DUMBLEDORE
          Now, Moody, now!

His eyes tear with mirror, rolling up and closing as a
high-pitched ELECTRIC SCREAM erupts in the headphones --

It is a piercing shriek like a computer calling to another
computer --

Harry's body arches in agony and we are PULLED like we were
pulled INTO the holes of the phone --

-- sucked INTO his scream and swallowed by DARKNESS.









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