Dumbledore's Inbox

[Katrina]

Found this Fanfic link through www.potterskeys.com and had to run 
over here and share it.  

This isn't new, but it's new to me.  Some of you may not have read 
it.  You have to suspend Canon for a bit and imagine that the 
faculty of Hogwarts has a magical equivalent to email.  It's pretty 
funny.  Pay close attention to the 'magi-mail' addresses, too.

Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?
storyid=815796&chapter=1 

Alternately, try http://tinyurl.com/3cvyg

And an excerpt (Top 10 Things NOT to Say to Snape):

From: Madame Hooch <hoochie at hogwarts.edu>

To: Prof. Albus Dumbledore <bumblebee at hogwarts.edu>, Professor Snape 
<slytherinrules at hogwarts.edu>, Professor McGonagall 
<minnybaby at hogwarts.edu>, Professor Sprout 
<greenfingers at hogwarts.edu>, Professor Flitwick 
<filiuscharms at hogwarts.edu>, Professor Sinistra 
<sinnyforministerofmagic at hogwarts.edu>, Professor Vector 
<viktorrulesquidditch at hogwarts.edu>, Hagrid <skrewt at hogwarts.edu>, 
Madame Pomfrey <hellonurse at hogwarts.edu>, Professor Lupin 
<potionplease at hogwarts.edu>, Professor Moody <mad-eye at hogwarts.edu>, 
Professor Trelawney <clairvoyant at hogwarts.edu>, Madame Pince 
<bookworm at hogwarts.edu>, Dobby <multicolouredsocks at hogwarts.edu>

Subject: Top ten things you should never say to Sev-kins

You asked for it Severus.

10. Hey Professor! Great job on saving Harry Potter's life!

9. How exactly do you bottle fame?

8. Wasn't it a surprise about Sirius Black? He was such a sweet boy.

7. Remember you owe your life to James Potter.

6. I really think that Professor Lupin is a wonderful Defence 
Against the Dark Arts teacher. No one could do better than him!

5. Brighten up a little, Severus. There's more to life than potions 
and being miserable (thanks Remus).

4. Would you like a hug?

3. I don't think you're brave enough to give me a *proper* detention

2. I was wondering if you could give Neville Longbottom extra 
tuition.

1. Aw, Sevvie-kins looks upset. Yes you do! Does Sevvie-wevvie want 
to tell Auntie Hoochie what the matter is?

Hoochie.