newbie here!

[Marita Bush]

I always tend to jump ahead of myself, so I posted this in the main 
HP site THEN read that I wasn't supposed to post "Hi, I'm new!" 
posts in the main site, so my friendly little elf sent it back to me 
so I'm posting it here!  Whew.....

I love these boards, I have to say!  I thought I was a big fan of 
HP, but, to paraphrase....I don't know nothing! I'm really enjoying 
reading back posts -- and spending way too much time doing so.  If I 
happen to jump in and say something that's been said hundreds of 
times, please forgive me and blame it on my clueless-ness.

Anyway, I'm 38/f, married plus my 2 + his 2 = 4 teenagers, I sell 
residential real estate for a living and live just north of 
Nashville, TN.  

Now for the real question.....How the heck do you guys find all that 
stuff on JR's website?  My mouse moves over portkeys that open to 
other pages but .... scrapbook pages?  Watch faces that change?  
Phone ringing?  Never happened!  Please do tell!