Ten Things I Want for My Birthday

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--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "joywitch_m_curmudgeon" 
<joym999 at a...> wrote:
> JKR has clearly known the basic outline of the plot of the entire 
> series from the start.  So, in books 6 and 7 we will clearly find 
the 
> answers to the various big mysteries about Voldemort, Snape, Harry, 
> etc. that we have been speculating about all along.  But she also 
> clearly invents the small bits as she goes along, and she just as 
> clearly has already put in certain details in reaction to fans 
> comments (e.g., Hermione's explaining how to pronounce her name to 
> Krum).  
> 
> So, Jo, I am officially requesting of you add the following details 
> to the last two books, just to make me happy.  Consider it 13 
year's 
> worth of birthday presents:
> 
> 1.  The McGonagall/Hootch ship!  (Just mention that they live 
> together, that's all I ask.)
> 2.  Percy Weasley finally comes to realize what a jerk he is; 
returns 
> home; Molly smacks him upside his head and makes him live in the 
> attic with the ghoul.
> 3.  Arthur Weasley gets a promotion, a raise, and – most 
importantly –
>  a bigger office.
> 4.  Hagrid gets an honorary degree making him a fully qualified 
> wizard; then he gets a new wand and stops carrying around that pink 
> umbrella.
> 5.  Lucius Malfoy goes straight to jail.  He does not pass go, does 
> not collect $200, does not escape, does not hire Johnnie Cochrane 
to 
> get him off.  He does not in ANY WAY wheedle out of paying for his 
> crimes and rots in Azkaban FOREVER.
> 6.  Harry and Hermione become Head Boy and Head Girl.
> 7.  No polyjuice.  None whatsoever.  Not even a mention.
> 8.  Harry gets an offer to play Quidditch for England after 
> graduation.
> 9.  Fudge is forced to resign in disgrace and is replaced by 
Kingsley 
> Shacklebolt.
> 10.  We find out what some of us have know all along – that Snape 
IS 
> a vampire.



Alla:


Oooo, I want all of those for my birthday too and some more:


1. Sirius comes back and gets together with Snape. Yes, nothing too 
graphic will be fine. Couple of kisses will be good. :o) Come on, we 
all know that under all this hate they really love each other. Why 
else will Sirius be upset that Snape was Lucius Malfoy lapdoog? :)

(Joy, I am not being sarcastic in regards to your ship. I actually 
really like Snape and Sirius together. )


2. No Time-Turner again. NONE.