My ex-boyfriend: Voldemort

[alice_loves_cats]

Having read the amazing post on Dudley's birthday :), I thought it 
was time for me to post my utterly silly post with a hopefully reader-
attracting subject-line.

So, how come Voldermort is my ex-boyfriend? Well, maybe it would be 
better to say, my ex-boyfriend is Voldemort.

Till about two months ago, I had (what I thought was a) wonderful and 
perfect boyfriend, who then proceeded to break up with me, having 
lost interest in me. 

Well, you cannot put a stopper on my pain, basically. 

But after a lot of healing time, I realised I can now actually talk 
about him (I am forced to, we belong to the same college of about 100 
people), but there remains one sting: his name.

It goes like this: I discuss something related to him, and feel proud 
of myself because I'm fine about it. Then someone actually says THE 
NAME. Sting! Sting! Needle in my throat, and a slight sickness.

When I understood this, I began calling him The Guy We Do Not Name, 
and then He Who Must Not Be Named. And finally, to simplify things: 
Voldemort. (Voldy for short, sorry JKR...) He is now officially 
Voldermort to me and a couple of equally crazy friends of mine...

:)
Just thought I'd share my misery, and try and laugh about it.
Love, Alice