limericks, anyone?

[Amy Z]

Constance Vigilance wrote:

> Posting seen at the Wizard Unemployment Office:
> 
> 
> There's a vacancy here at Hogwarts
> To teach The Defence of Dark Arts
> The bene's aren't great
> But we're careful of late
> And we always return body parts.
> 
> (Inquire Headmaster, Hogwarts)
> 
> 
> CV, having too much fun. But is stopping now. Honest.

Brava!

A grizzled old wizard named Mad-Eye
Thought he'd answer that plaintive want-ad cry
But the post that he got
Wasn't quite what he'd sought;
It was "Victim of Volume Four's Bad Guy."

Amy Z