Fun with Google

[Caius Marcius]

OK, I'll bite: here's Snape's great speech from Book, which shows 
that he has obviously elaborated beer the glory, as he teaches his 
short dunderheads.

"As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you will hardly 
believe this is magic. I don't expect you will really understand the 
beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, 
the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, 
bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses.... I can teach you how to 
bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death -- if you aren't as big a 
bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."

    - English

Since it wind-wavelike it moves little stupid here gives many of you 
hardly believe that this is magic.  I do not expect that you really 
creep the beauty softly simmering of the large boiler with its 
shimmering steams, which understand sensitive energy of the liquids 
those by human veins and the understanding bewitching and intercept 
the directions....,  I can teach to you that like one brews fame, you 
fame, even stopper death fills up -- if you not a bundle dunderheads 
are so large, as I to normally inform must.

-	German/English


Then there is absurd varita-shaking little here, many of you will 
think hardly that this is magician.  I do not hope that you really 
smoothly understand the beauty of the boiler simmering with your 
smoke shimmering, the delicate energy of the liquids that crawls 
through the human veins, bewitching the mind, entrampando the 
senses....  I can teach to him that how to bottle fame, elaborates 
beer the glory, even death of the cork -- if you are not so great a 
handful of dunderheads as I must teach generally.

-	Spanish/English

Because there is rod-to undulate not very idiotic here, good number 
among you to hardly believe that it is magic.  I do not envisage that 
you will gently include/understand really the beauty of the cauldron 
simmering with its vapor shimmering, the significant power of the 
liquids which crawls by the human veins, bewitching the spirit, 
catching the directions....  I then to teach you that how to put the 
fame out of bottle, brew glory, even the death of block -- if you are 
not as tall a group of dunderheads as I usually must teach.

     - French/English


Poichè is little foolish wand-ondeggiamento here, many of you as soon 
as they will believe that this is magical.  I do not preview that 
really you softly understand the beauty of the cauldron simmering 
with the relati to you vapors shimmering, the fragile feeding of the 
liquids that crawl through the human veins, bewitching the mind, 
catching the senses....  I can teach to you that like bottling the 
reputation, ferments the glory, even died of the stopper -- if you 
are not large a bunch of dunderheads as I must usually teach.

      - Italian/English 


Because it has wand-to wave foolish little here, many of you will 
believe badly that this is magical.  I do not wait that you simmering 
with its emanations will really understand the beauty of cauldron 
soft shimmering, the delicate power of the liquids that human beings 
track down through the veins, bewitching the mind, enleando the 
directions....  I can teach to it that as bottle the fame, brew 
glory, exactly death of the stopper -- you a group of dunderheads 
will not be so great as I generally have that to teach.

     - Portuguese/English


I'm impressed that the word "dunderheads" survived every attempt to 
translate it away – ah, insults, the universal language
.