a DAILY RUMOR ad

[Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)]

One of the ads on the newspapers is for a Muggle-Deterring Gate:
<< One Touch of a Non-Magical Finger and our gate emits the
Muggle-repelling alaarm of your choice!
Choose between: ghastly wail of woe, sinister cackle of laughter or
eerie scream of pain!
This product is not Ministry of Magic approved. >>

Damn right it's not MoM approved! MoM must be a eager to prevent
Muggles from hating/fearing wizards as to prevent Muggles from knowing
that wizards exist! I don't want my neighbors associating me with
sinister, eerie, ghastly sounds! I'd prefer is one of the options were
sounds of enthusiastic sex, which a polite neighbor wouldn't want to
disturb.