Conker Game Rules - Ali style

[MsTattersall]

> David wrote:
> Surely you know that a conker on a string has 
> important meteorological properties?
> 
> If the string is wet, it's raining.
> If the string is dry, it's going to rain.
> If the string is horizontal, it's windy.
> If you can't see the string, it's foggy.
> If the conker is smashed, it's hailing.
> If the string is on fire, there's a thunderstorm.
> If the string is rigid, it's frosty.
> 
Here in Texas you must add:
If the string is missing, there's a tornado.
MsTattersall