Snape popping out kids and Gyllenhaal 'painful' gay scenes

[Dina Lerret]

http://www.angelfire.com/magic/drakeofdross/twice3.html

I think it's time to call it a night when I read an overview of 'Male
pregnancy.  Snape popping out several kids.  Threesome with Fred&George
Weasley.'  Rated NC-17, not appropriate for minors and... {scans over
parts}  Something about Snape losing his 'maidenhood'... Err, time for
sleep!


I read the following and actually drooled because my jaw was slack:
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2004-11-16

"Heath almost broke my nose in (a kissing) scene. He grabs me and he slams
me up against the wall and kisses me. And then I grab him and I slam him
up against the wall and I kiss him. And we were doing take after take
after take. I got the sh*t beat out of me. We had other scenes where we
fought each other and I wasn't hurting as badly as I did after that one."
- Jake Gyllenhaal RE: Brokeback Mountain

Dina