Happy birthday, John!

[Rynne]

Well, isn't today a lovely day (even if it's almost over :p)?  And an 
especially great day for a...(wait for it) birthday!  Don't you just 
love all the celebrations? :D

Today's birthday honoree is John Walton, who can be owled birthday 
wishes at john at queerasjohn.com.  Go and tell him happy birthday, all 
right?

Now, where did I put those decorations yesterday...ah, here they are! 
*drags out box of decorations* Now let's just put these streamers up, 
put on a little music, and we're all set.

And of course, we can't forget one of the most important parts of any 
birthday--the cake! *pops out, and pops back in with a large cake* 
Enjoy, everyone!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN!

--Rynny the birthday elf