Oddities + Replies for Saitaina

[Dina Lerret]

Amazing what folk find online...

>From http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/20382004.htm :
[[
JESSICA SIMPSON's father JOE made the singer promise to stay a virgin
until she married, during a ceremony when she was twelve.  Simpson sr, who
doubles as Jessica's manager, handed the 24-year-old a promise ring and
vowed to be the only man in her life until she married.
[snippity snip]
Joe adds, "What better gift to give her husband? Never touched by another
man."
]]

Contorts face into a WTF?! expression.


Too late for Christmas gifts:
http://www.shytobuy.co.uk/index.cfm?mm=0&fuse=srmale&CFID=266972&CFTOKEN=92406651

I'm reminded of an HP book quote where Ron 'ejaculated loudly'.  How to
make your guy... taste better.  There's also a version for gals too. 
Although, the nipple enlarger [for both male and female use] was something
I never thought of.


Saitaina said (from Re: Info for FF moderators):

> I would, but I'm not allowed alcohol
> with the amount of pills currently in
> my system just for this stupid jaw

Long time, no correspondence.  The last time I saw an email from you was
last year.  If you thought that comment was stupid, you should've seen
what my forty-two year old brother did at our Christmas dinner: He placed
a napkin over his wife's chicken portion and then lifted up a corner and
called it Pe(e)king chicken.

Anyway, sorry to hear you can't take a break from the pills to get
sloshed. :-\  Well, you're already participating in another New Year's Eve
activity, blessing the Porcelain Goddess.


Saitaina said (from Re: Dental stories):

> Pencils and Crayons for the textured
> areas to blend it better.

I used to like coloring with crayons.  Plus, you could also iron crayons
into cloth for something a bit wearable.  I'm feeling nostalgic to try
coloring with the buggers again. {g}


> I only use
> paint on my wall or canvas (which is
> actually the same thing since I dont'
> have canvas right now and have taken to
> paining my pictures on the walls.

Aren't your walls dark green now?

Dina