HP GOF MOVIE RULES

[bumbledore]

I prefer to go to a movie at first thing in the moring or early afternoon during a weekday, when the majority of patrons won't be there. Why? 
Because in the book I didn't have a pair of stupid giggly 30+ women sitting
behind me:

1.Saying "no that's not right, in the book...."
2.Giggling like 6 year old schoolgirls at totally inappropriate moments.
3.Thinking that slowly sliding their hands into their dozen packets of crisps
which they held at my ear would make less noise.
4.No running commentary "Oh, I remember this bit, this is when...."

If you are going to watch the movie, sit down and shut up. No one is interested
in your opinion except you. Don't take rustling bags of sweets with you, and do
not go in with the opinion that you are the only person who has read a harry
potter book, thus making you an authority. If people wanted to hear your voice,
they would ask for your cellphone number. Just watch the movie, and if you want
to dissect it, do it when it's finished and you are on your way home. h

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