A bonus on same day trim nails?

[Dina Lerret]

Y'know, if there is some deity watching over me, it has an interesting sense of humour.  
Earlier this morning, the day was slow, so I had brought in nail clippers and a metal emory 
board to file my nails.  However, later on in the day, I was busier.

Anyway, I had done a lengthy report months ago to get a $9,000+ refund from Department 
of Revenue and the boss said he'd give me a bonus if I got the money.  Well, after numerous 
calls back in forth with DOR, I got the money but I didn't expect my boss to follow through... 
He did, he just okayed a $500 bonus and told me to 'keep up the good work'.  Dude, I was 
doing a manicure this morning.  Scary.

Oh, and my mom 'won' in her divorce case against my dad: she gets to keep her alimony and 
the judge told my dad to 'try harder' in finding a job.  The radio is actually playing Offspring's 
Why Don't You Get A Job.

Dina,
figuring her bonus could go to much needed home repair