I get roaches on my birthday

[Dina Lerret]

...And not the good type of roaches you can smoke and get a buzz.

I get the type you could put a leash on and call Rover.  I get the
type that I should be charging rent on.  I get the type that would
make Hagrid want it as a pet!

Gah!  Living in the tropics... Bleh.  First, I had to clean up one
from the kitchen sink last night and this morning I had to clean one
from the bathroom sink.

Dina