[HPFGU-OTChatter] Re: Will the Madness ever end?

[Saitaina]

Steve/bboyminn wrote:

<The next step, is a law mandating that
the only allowable kitchen
utensil will be the plastic 'spork'.>

You can kill someone with a spork
though.  Won't tell you HOW, but it has
been turned into a weapon.

Of course, nearly every kitchen item
can be used to fatal ends if you try
hard enough...though it's been a while
since I heard about a murder via paper
towel.

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