I am no wombat

[alice_loves_cats]

OK, say I have been lying low for a while, in the false hope that I do
actually HAVE a life outside of the Potterverse. Turns out I don't.
So, I missed my first wombat-test. Now what? Am I gonna be excluded
from the joke forever? An outcast??? Please, no!
Alice
PS: Even if you sense the irony, please answer the question... I'm
kinda curious. Like what were the questions?