Fulfilling my promise to KathyK :) - Introducing "AntiHarry Potter" book

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Well, I promised I will post it and here I am ;)

Now,the brief disclaimer - I respect everybody's right to critique 
JKR's books ( and certainly do it myself if I am not happy with what 
she wrote), I respect everybody's right to critique JKR's public 
person, but it is also my right to call the critique as not worthy 
of any respect and this one certainly IMO fits the description.

Couple of weeks ago I stopped by the russian bookstore to find 
another book for myself to read and for my little niece to tear 
apart ( at 16 months she is in that stage now :)).

So, what do I see in the children's book section? The book 
called "AntiHarry Potter" by russian authors Pyotr Obrastsov and 
Sasha Barteneva.

At first I thought that this is another parody of the books and 
since the ones I looked at previously were not quite funny, I was 
about to pass the book up, but nevertheless picked it up.

Oh, my. I actually bought it, since it appeared that authors were 
quite serious.


Sooooo, do you guys know what **are** the real **hidden messages** 
in Harry Potter books?

( John Granger? Nah, not even close)

Basically, Harry Potter books are nothing more than the tool in the 
hands of the Order of Malta to gain the world domination, to make 
every kid in the world to love Harry Potter and when they grow up to 
become the followers of the Order and thus let the Order to have not 
just souvereinity, but also the territory.

For those who have not heard about the Order of Malta, here is the 
link to their official site.


http://www.orderofmalta.org/missione.asp?idlingua=5

I certainly do not claim to have in depth knowledge of their 
activities, but their site does not look to me as mission written by 
crazy people.


So, the leaders of the Order came up with all of that, they of 
course created the publicity for the books and of course there is no 
Joanne Rowling, it is just a nickname for the group of writers ( 
Hee, does this one ring a bell for anybody?), because nobody 
actually saw her ( I guess recently at the reading in New York we 
were all dellusional, snort).


Aaaaaaa, I just want to scream, very loudly.

I wonder how much vodka those writers drank before coming up with 
this book?

Oh, the best one is that they were actually **happy** that HP books 
were not translated well in Russia, because that would means that 
russian children's souls cannot be fully taken by those bad people.

Alla rolls her eyes and thanks for the possibility to share the 
stupidity.