Fulfilling my promise to KathyK :) - Introducing "AntiHarry Potter" book

[Ceridwen]

Alla:
> Well, I promised I will post it and here I am ;)
*(snip)*
Basically, Harry Potter books are nothing more than the tool in the 
hands of the Order of Malta to gain the world domination, to make  
every kid in the world to love Harry Potter and when they grow up to  
become the followers of the Order and thus let the Order to have not  
just souvereinity, but also the territory.
*(snip)*
So, the leaders of the Order came up with all of that, they of  
course created the publicity for the books and of course there is no  
Joanne Rowling, it is just a nickname for the group of writers (Hee, 
does this one ring a bell for anybody?), because nobody  actually saw 
her ( I guess recently at the reading in New York we were all 
dellusional, snort).

Ceridwen:
Okay, this is how it goes:
The 'JKR' people see at interviews, book signings, television shows 
etc., is really a Fem-Bot.  At some point in her interview, her bra 
opens and an invisible but powerful gas is released into the audience 
which works on the subconscious mind, forcing people to support the 
Order of Malta in assisting the poor and taking over the world 
(obviously, assisting the poor gets the poor on their side too, like 
in ancient Greece).

The only thing that can happen now is that Austin Powers (must keep 
it *somewhat* British) will fight Harry Potter to keep Consortium!JKR 
from taking over the world.  Alan Rickman will inherit a hairless cat 
from Ralph Finnes, who will eventually implode because he has no nose.

Ceridwen.