When your employer says you're getting a bonus, do you say...

[Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)]

"Dina Lerret" wrote in
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPFGU-OTChatter/message/30324>:

> When your employer says you're getting a bonus, do you say...
> "There's not enough money."

> the management's account, which handles employee pay 
> (I issue my own pay too),
> doesn't have enough to cover my monthly paycheck 
> and even doesn't have enough to cover a $150 bonus.  

> Gotta learn to not say what's really on my mind at
> inappropriate moments... 

Maybe that protective concern for *their* accounts is part of why they
like you.

Altho' I hope there's enough money in the account to cover your
paycheck when payday comes. (Tim told me once of when his father
worked at a job whose employer NEVER put enough money into the payroll
account at the bank to cover all the paychecks. When the checks were
handed out, the employees would grab them and RACE to the bank. The
first several guys could cash their checks without problems but the
last several would be told 'Insufficient funds'.)