Hopeless and hilarious harry potter stuff!

[harrygoldstien]

There are many fake and funny rumour site on the net. Here are some
funny rumours that i got from some sites::


>BIG NEWS!! Shara, has just informed us that there is a rumour
spreading in
her town that Harry & Hermione will either get married or have a
baby at the end of or during Book Seven!!!!


> Snape might fall in love & be redeemed too

> One of the students from Harry's year will become a teacher at
Hogwarts.

>Malfoy will become the headmaster of Hogwarts.

> Every Harry Potter fan on the face of the planet must of heard
that J.K. has finished the last chapter of this book already - and
the last word is scar.But sources say that this may change when Ms.
Rowling reaches the seventh book.

> We learn a lot about Lily Potter in this book. One big question
posed about this is "maybe that Voldemort is

Harry's real father?" The plot thickens!! 5. Magic can not bring
people back to life, so there will be no live

James or Lily Potter. That's live. Hmmmmmm...

> Hermione will most likely be named Head Girl. That's a given in
itself! Diana (Allia's cousin in the UK.), has

heard a rumour flying around that Harry might also become Head Boy.
A chance for romance, no?

> Harry and Draco might team up to fight an "evil force". Yeah
right!!

>Cho Chang dies by a spell gone haywire. Guess who kills her!
Hermione!!!



Here are some fake titles of the Seventh book:

Harry Potter and the Spotted Pebble
Harry Potter and the Amazing Tightrope Walker
Harry Potter and the Big Adventure
Harry Potter and the Rubber Duckie
Harry Potter and All His Websites
Harry Potter and the Waffle Iron of Death
Harry Potter and the Inlaws of Death ::pictures the Dursleys and
dies on the floor::
Harry Potter and the Kid With the Funny Name Who Killed Gry For
Being More Creative Than Him
Harry Potter and the Psychotic Killer

Heres a funny site: http://www.rowlingsucks.com

And heres a serious site I found: Muggles Diagon Alley ::
http://geocities.com/ediagonalley


Harry