Twelve uses of dragon's blood

[Caius Marcius]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Phil Vlasak" <phil at ...> 
wrote:
>
> Twelve uses of dragon's blood:
> 1. oven cleaner.
> 2. spell repellent. 
> 3. in a drink, tastes like brandy. 
> 4. Splash it on the wall to fake a fight.
> 5. heals wounds. 
> 6. a spell power amplifier. 
> 7. for protection. 
> 8. used in love potions. 
> 9. for banishing.
> 10. increases potency.
> 11. used for quick fire starting. 
> 12. hides you more completely than you can possibly imagine.


The Twelve Magic Uses
To the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas

THE SCENE: The Headmaster's office. Enter ALBUS DUMBLEDORE 

DUMBLEDORE
Here's the twelve magic uses of blood from dragon veins:
Cure hoarseness in centaurs
Give hickeys to dementors
Grow hair on bald 'uns
Clean dirty cauldrons
Anti-Nundu potions
Calm troll emotions
Boost Put-Outer output
Brew lemon drops
Mend worn-out socks
Freeze bumblebees
Talk with merfolk
And there's one more I won't now explain

(Exit, eyes gleaming triumphantly)

  - CMC

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