Confound it, Storgi!

[Ricky & LeAnn]

Everyone keeps saying that some of us aren't happy with the book because the
plots weren't resolved to our liking. First, let me say that I love, love,
loved the book, even in its fictionalized, and wildly embroidered account of
Harry's life. 

Second, although it is regrettable, I am not angry that Jo didn't resolve
the plots truthfully. She is not to be blamed because the dark wizard Storgi
broke into Jo's study while she was working and put a confundus charm on her
to prevent her from telling the truth to the muggle world. So, in spite of
the story being WONDERFUL, I know in my heart of hearts that Trevor the toad
was a transfigured human, Albus Dumbledore still lives, and Stubby Boardman
is Regulus Black in disguise. I have this on authority from Rita Skeeter who
is writing a new book, _Storgi and the Pillar of Harry Potter_ in which she
reveals all. 

Pass the word along to all who are blaming Jo for a story which didn't end
to their liking. I'm sure they'll find all the threads tied up as they
expected in Rita's version.

Anders