12 Days Of Christmas--Yahoo Style

[Mrs.) Lee Storm (God is the Healing Force]

My brother sent this to me and I just knew some of you would appreciate it.
I can particularly empathize with the First Day Of Christmas.  Enjoy!

Happy New Year,

Lee :-)

On the first day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
A post from a week ago.

On the second day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

On the third day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

On the fourth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

On the fifth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

On the sixth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

On the seventh day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

On the eighth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
8 channels not working
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

On the ninth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
9 Viagra advertisements
8 channels not working
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

On the tenth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
10 propositions
9 Viagra advertisements
8 channels not working
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
11 pieces of spam
10 propositions
9 Viagra advertisements
8 channels not working
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

On the twelfth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
12 reasons to unsubscribe.

Do not walk behind me,    | Lee Storm
I may not care to lead;   | N2FGC
Do not walk before me,    | n2fgc at arrl.net (or)
I may not care to follow; | n2fgc at optonline.net
Walk beside me, and be my friend.