Scoop from the "Quibbler" [Not a spoiler]

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After graduating, Harry Potter will marry Luna Lovegood.  He is set to
become the youngest managing editor ever of "The Quibbler."

Rubeus Hagrid intends to move to California, and contemplates running
for Governor.

Hogwarts is up for auction, and will likely become the winter home of
the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus.  Reliable sources
say Minerva McGonagall has signed on as their publicity agent.

More to follow.