FILK: Online

[Caius Marcius]

Online 

To the tune of Downtown by Petunia Clark

You-tube performance at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRK0ZeMB4gI 

If you've a thirst that can't wait for the 21st
You can always go - on-line
If for Malfoy you're in great need of a spoiler
You can find Hallow - on-line
You'll have to wait `til Saturday if you go to a bookstore
If you simply Google it, you will not have to look more. 
Who could refuse?

   Will the Boy Who Lived get killed?
   And why did Snape murder Dumble? Will Vernon get drilled?
   So go on-line, you'll all the spoilers see
   On-line - no JK royalties 
   On-line – that is what Voldy would do

Do not say maybe, find out who is R.A.B.,
Take a little peep - on-line
Find out who dies so that they'll be no surprises
Like a total creep - on-line
Go to the nearest terminal and bring your Hand of Glory 
Before you know it, you'll be blabbing the entire story
On CNN.

   Will the Boy Who Lived get killed?
   And why did Snape murder Dumble? Will Vernon get drilled?
   So go on-line, you'll all the spoilers see
   On-line - no JK royalties 
   On-line – that is what Voldy would do

For many fans have made their plans for this book to be viewin'; 
Some dumb sap opens his trap to all their weekends ruin
Like New York Times. 

   Will the Boy Who Lived survive?
   And will Hogwarts re-open? Will Fleur be Bill's wife?
   Just go on-line, and ruin all the fun
   On-line – you're outing Lily's son
   On-line – taking the magic away

On-line, on-line, on-line, on-line ...

    -  CMC

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