DH reading plan

[kempermentor]

> Julie:
> So has anyone else devised a plan to read DH? 

Kemper:
I will be wearing my 'There is no good and evil, only Snape' shirt as 
I wait in line (the wife and I were first for HBP though we sat near 
a socially retarded kid... I also tried starting a dialogue with some 
older teens a bit further in line, but their ideas were unrefined to 
say the least.)  I will be bring a book, 'world war z', this time 
rather than attempt an intellectually stimulating conversation... and 
maybe tote along a cooler with mango necter and tequilla.  Mmmm... 
yum.

Planning for the witching hour readathon, I will attempt to sleep in, 
though I imagine I will be too excited to sleep past 7, 8 if I'm 
lucky.

My computer will be turned off at midnight BST.  I won't answer phone 
calls from my brother, who is also a fan but is sometimes a dick and 
it would not surprise me if he gave some spoilers.  In fact, I won't 
talk to him until I'm done reading.

I'm a slow reader, so will need to sleep.  A few hours at a time.  
Water, coffee, bangers and a daily vitamin will sustain me. 

Whatever happens, I will cry, yet still make the tears look bad-ass 
as they pour down over cheeks and chin.  I will write my thoughts 
down when I'm done.  Maybe get on a chat with other geeks (you know 
who you are) to discuss the book.  Maybe call the brother and other 
fan friends.  I will sleep a little longer... then back to work.  
Boo!!! 
Then to the Q, to read what I hope to be well thought out, 
appropriately snipped and attributed posts  ::fingers crossed:: 

Kemper