Carol's light fruitcake ... - Only One Cake in the World

[Geoff Bannister]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "Steve" <bboyminn at ...> wrote:

bboyminn:
> So, to those who love fruitcake, please explain the
> obsession with brick heavy waxy bland tasteless
> cake? Even if the cake itself were made better, the
> waxy fruit would still taste waxy. The cake in my
> opinion would be improved just by leaving the red
> and green balls of wax out of it.

Geoff:
Well, this is the choice of those who serve the Dark 
Fruitcake and who have the symbol of the Dark Cake 
Fork branded on their arms and are known as Dark Cake 
Eaters.

Those of us who support the side of the Light must 
all work together to see that the attempts of 
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Iced  to take over the Baking 
World are defeated by the Boy who made Light Cakes 
and that he is then declared a Fruit and Nutcase and 
sent to Marzipan prison until he reaches his sell-by 
date.