Tom Swift and the Deathly Hallows

[Caius Marcius]

"Who is it that I'm supposed to impersonate?" asked the House Ghoul 
ironically.

"I know how to make Dungy talk," Kreacher dead-panned.

"If we can't go back to Grimmauld Place, where will we sleep?" asked 
Harry intensely.

"I want to see where my parents are buried," said Harry hollowly.

"The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death" quoted Harry 
appallingly.

"It doesn't mean defeating death in the way the Death Eaters mean 
it," said Hermione apologetically.

"Where was it that you found the Sword of Gryffindor?" asked Hermione 
ponderously.

"The sword must be taken under conditions of need and valor" said 
Dumbledore icily.

"You may know about the wand and the cloak, but what of the third 
Hallow?" asked Xenophilius stonily. 

"I think there's a chance that my son will inherit my affliction," 
inferred Lupin

"It must have been Fiendfyre!" said Hermione heatedly.

"Severus, what form does your Patronus take?" asked Dumbledore 
endearingly.

"You mean I have a Horcrux inside me!" cried Harry soulfully.

  -	CMC

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