HAHA. The Dark is rising movie again

[sistermagpie]

> > > > marion11111:
> > > > yes, we need a slash storyline in Dark is Rising.  Heaven 
knows, 
> > > we're getting everything 
> > > > else.
> > 
> > Magpie:
> > What do you call Will/Bran?
> > 
> 
> marion11111:
> I call it a very strange relationship.  Will being all serious and 
old and talking in his head to 
> Merriman, while Bran just goes around being creepy and 
intense.  "Why are you always 
> staring blankly into space?"  "Yeah, well, why don't you ever take 
off those sunglasses?"  "No 
> wonder we don't get invited to parties."
> 
> See, this is why I don't read much fanfiction - it makes me giggle.

Magpie:
In much DiR fanfic it's more like they'd be having really stilted 
small talk, make bad puns and slap at each other's arms. They would 
drink much tea while they had stilted small talk about tea. Bran 
would say 'cariad' a lot and they would both make references to where 
they grew up. Then they would have sex (Bran would take off his 
glasses so Will could get lost in his tawny eyes, but he would still 
saw cariad a lot--and also Duw) and the orgasm would bring back 
Bran's memories.

Will would cry.

-m