Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

[Jayne]

Thought you all might appreciate this and it might apply to some of 
you. It certainaly does to me

Jayne
A lovely sunny day for a change in England

1.   At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and 
point
 a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.   

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 

3.   Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
 Fries with that. 

4.   Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.' 

5.   Put Decaf In The Coffee  Maker For 3 Weeks  Once Everyone has
 Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 

6.   In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write '   For Smuggling
 Diamonds'   

7.   Finish All Your sentences with   'In Accordance With The
 Prophecy.'   

8.     Don't use any punctuation   

9.   As Often As Possible, Skip  Rather Than Walk.   

10.   Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
 face. 

11.   Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is  'To Go.' 

12.  Sing Along At The Opera. 

13.   Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 

14.   Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
 Sounds All Day. 

15.   Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
 Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 

16.   Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,   Rock
 Bottom.   

17.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!' 

18.   When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
 Yelling 
'Run For Your Lives,   They're Loose!!' 

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner.   'Due To The   Economy, We Are
 Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'   

20.   And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... 

Send This E-mail To Someone To 
Make Them Smile. 

Its Called .......   
therapy